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RU_Funguy - you have 18 messages!
- Los Angeles, CA
- Age 42-52
- Caucasian (white)
- Slim/Petite body
- 6' 2"
- Christian-like
- Post-Graduate
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- Doesn't smoke
- Doesn't drink
- Has transportation
- Works in basement
- Lives with parent(s)
- Has no kids
- Wants (more) kids
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Marital Status: Single
Preferred Relationship:
Committed
· Intimate
· Pen Pals
Headline: GREET! PRINCE CHARMY WANTING WIFE & CHICKEN
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Describe yourself: I dont have truoble meating wemon, so check it my quatilies, OK! Im 42 y.o. 74" long, bland wite US Mail with Sign of Crabs. Not Chip & Dale thogh I heav the blonde hair y eyes & way 180 ponds of easy kg with strung mussels. Im native of youre cuontry with authentic passport ID, own scooter & cool cybercafe job, ect., plus Im resent self-taut collage PhD, ambitches & open brainded but not sudo intellectal. Even thogh Im senchewl like doormat volcano, I heav the clam cheerfil temper & always tread wemon like the lady, never jellosy.
Describe who you're seeking: HEY IM LOOKING AT SOWETHING - MAYBE ITS YOU?!? Looking for teh vivacuous fairy Penthouse gril of refind elefance, with traditional valuebles but new inde pendents. Youre cents of fatshion is comfart with me in farmsuit or ewening gown. BTW dont matter if you chest can do chinups & dont need be drop dead attractor or heav alot money, beecaus tryst & fiddlety is more impotent. You frolic City socialice & joy clubbing with fiends, but are the country girl at heat & woold like to have Family somewhere down on the road. Im very viral & will crate alot strong childs in you, if you can cook entire family, LOL!
Describe your perfect date: Just to image...final to find hadsome needul in youre haystack! Togather we walk long into ocean, wach the sunspit & moon the beech, then curdle up onto log afire, where I exite you with my tuch & envelope you with open ear, returning you Devotion with discreet gratitude as I lung Kiss youre exhautic lushes lisp. What can be better to begin anew affair, donut agree? If I heav peeked at you interest, then Hit me with the e-mail, Sporty! Sooner we can toast eech udder over glands of chimpagne, speeching of LOVE like Angels dream without wings, & nobody else in car matters! But more we beable to disgust later, so ansewer NOW youre sweat, sopeless Romantick!! Life is too short-waisted!!! Donut saddle for lass!!!!!!1
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Interests:
Arts & Crafts
· Clouds
· Caffeine
· Roller-Coasters
· Walking Somewhere
Group Affiliations: The Internet · Alt.Fan.Mike-Jittlov · American Unicorn Society
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In your family, who are you known as? Yahoo will not let me write this
What do you hope for on a first date? No restraining orders
What is your favorite season? Lemon-Pepper
What would you want, if stranded on a deserted island? Bag of gold, and You
What do you tend to daydream about? Lunch
What bothers you most? No more hot water
The coolest toy ever is... Kazoo
The perfect escape is a... Have to catch me first, LOL!
How do you feel about pets? Carefully
What is your Motto? "Life is nota dressed hearse"
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