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RU_Funguy
- Gender: man
- Sexuality: weekends best
- Age: 42-52
- Location: L.A., CA, USA
- Ethnicity: caucasian
- Body: human
- Height: 6' 2"
- Hair: mostly on top
- Eyes: 2
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- Education: constankly
- Drinking: donut smoke
- Smoking: donut drink
- Transportation: open-air
- Lives with: parent(s)
- Accommodations: basement
- Children: none that know of
- Religion: do only Good
- Astrological Sign: Hollywood
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Occupation: English tudor, video subtitling
Relationship Status: Never Married
Relationship Preferred:
Committed
· Intimate
· Pen Pals
Headline: GREET! PRINCE CHARMY WANTING WIFE & KINDLING
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Describe yourself: I dont have truoble meating wemon, so check it my quatilies, OK! Im 42 y.o. US Mail w/ Sign of Crabs. Not Chip & Dale guy thogh I own teeth, heav nice set of blonde hair y eyes, my growth is 74" & wait 180 ponds of strung mussels all boiled into 1. Im native razed in youre cuontry with authentic passport ID, own scooter & cool cybercafe job, ect., plus Im resent self-taut collage PhD, ambitches & open brainded but not sudo intellectal. Even thogh Im senchewl like doormat volcano, I heav the clam cheerfil temper & always tread wemon like if lady, never get jellos, so am idele husbank for shearing life of wow muchness.
Describe who you're seeking: HEY IM LOOKING AT SOWETHING - MAYBE ITS YOU?!? Looking for teh vivacuous fairy Playboy gril of refind elefance, w/ traditional valuebls but new inde pendents. Youre cents of fatshion is comfart with me in farmsuit or ewening gown. BTW dont matter if you chest can do chinups & dont need be drop dead attractor or heav alot money, beecaws tryst & fiddlety is more impotent. You frolic City socialice & joy clubbing w/ fiends, but are the sinple girl at heat & woold like to have Family somwhere down on the road. Im very viral & will crate alot hellthy childs in you, if you can cook entire family, LOL!
Describe your perfect date: Just to image...finale finding hamsome needul in youre haystack! Togather we walk fish into ocean, wach the sunspit & moon the beech, look up at stares as we curdle round log afire, where I exite you with my tuch & envelope you w/ open ear, return you Devotion w/ discreet gratitude as I lung Kiss youre exhautic lushes lisp. What can be better to begin inffectionate new affair? If I heav peeked at you interest, than Hit me with the E-mail, Sporty! Sooner we beable toast eech udder over glaze of chimpagne, speeching of sweat LOVE like Angels dance on clods, & nobody else in car matters, beecaws w/ me YOU always go #1! Super OK! But lest disgust moron this later, so ansewr NOW teh hopless Romantick!! Donut saddle for lass!!!!!!1
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Interests:
Arts & Crafts
· Caffeine
· Roller-Coasters
· Clouds
· Walking Somewhere
Group Affiliations: The Internet · Alt.Fan.Mike-Jittlov · American Unicorn Society
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In your family, who are you known as? Yahoo will not let me rite this
What do you hope for on a first date? No restraining orders
What is your favorite season? Lemon-Pepper
What would you want, if stranded on a deserted island? Bag of gold, and You
What do you tend to daydream about? Lunch
What bothers you most? No more hot water
The coolest toy ever is... Kazoo
The perfect escape is a... Have to ketch me first, LOL!
How do you feel about pets? Carefully
What is your Motto? "Carpe Diem, Ama Noctem"
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